Three guys work on a construction site. One is white, one is black and one is Polish. The bell rings for lunch and the white man opens his lunch bag and sighs deeply, saying, "If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow I'm jumping off the building." The black guy opens up his lunch, glares and says " If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow, I'm going with you." The Polish man opens his lunch, pulls out another ham sandwich, and says "I'm with you guys."
The next day the lunch bell rings. The white man opens his lunch. He says, "Turkey sandwich. I love my wife." The black guy opens his lunch. He says, "Chicken sandwich. I love my wife. The Polish man opened his lunchbox, looked stricken, and said "HAM AGAIN! See ya guys." With that, he jumped off the building. The black guy says " I feel sorry for him." The white man replies, "I'm not, he packs his own lunch."
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 | I$aac
Location: North America
Age: 17
Posts: 152
| Posted on: 2006-03-21
Dumbass Polish guy |
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 | CookieBox
Location: North America
Age: 18
Posts: 38
| Posted on: 2006-03-29
Do the Polish have a history not unlike the blondes? |
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 | JT1314
Location: North America
Age: 17
Posts: 522
| Posted on: 2006-03-30
Mayb |
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| Izeykohld
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 44
| Posted on: 2006-04-19
A blond polish perhaps? |
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 | ian
Location: Asia
Age: 29
Posts: 128
| Posted on: 2006-05-10
Probably |
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| Escobar
Location: North America
Age: Unknown
Posts: 5
| Posted on: 2006-05-27
I$aac, why you wear a towel on your head? Stupid joke. |
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 | escobar
Location:
Age: Unknown
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| Posted on: 2006-06-01
Bitches |
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 | bitch_please
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 35
| Posted on: 2006-06-25
That was kinda lame |
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| Dirtbiker146
Location: North America
Age: 18
Posts: 4
| Posted on: 2006-09-02
That was DUM Im a blonde Polish and I am not that FUKIN DUM |
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 | football_esther
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 143
| Posted on: 2006-09-23
I think polish people is stupidter than bloondes |
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 | lakastopak12345
Location: Asia
Age: 17
Posts: 121
| Posted on: 2007-04-10
Polish ARE stupider than blondes! |
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 | XxSquishxX
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 336
| Posted on: 2007-08-04
That was dumb |
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| Tabur
Location: Europe
Age: 40
Posts: 9
| Posted on: 2007-11-26
Lol ... but not about the joke as where I come from, we tell American jokes! check this out if you don't believe me! http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/clever-americans-p1.php?vid=9670 |
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 | vizard77
Location: Asia
Age: 16
Posts: 200
| Posted on: 2008-03-29
Wow.... |
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