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Kenny the Rooster

Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.

The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk.

I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the Hen house and Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM!- Kenny nails every hen in the hen house- three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Kenny is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.

By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard. vultures are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer".

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Le_Vinson
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 157
Posted on: 2006-04-25
I think that my "chickens can't be my hero" rule has to go.

THAT CHICKEN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blondebutbrainy
Location: Europe
Age: 22
Posts: 9
Posted on: 2006-06-09
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babee86
Location: North America
Age: 26
Posts: 21
Posted on: 2006-07-06
You know that is real anoying. It takes forever to read it all because someone feels the need to be stupid. feel special now? ^^^

eye ballz
Location: Europe
Age: 21
Posts: 379
Posted on: 2006-07-09
You are all mad
but not as mad as me
(the thing about the chicken and kenny was a bit funny)

samurai
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 89
Posted on: 2006-07-25
Thats chicken's cool! I wish i had him, it would be good for laughes.

timehack (m)
Location: Australia
Age: 20
Posts: 65
Posted on: 2006-10-10
Hhmm. that rooster rules (though if he where human would he be screwing monkeys)

Angel_playa_1
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 52
Posted on: 2006-12-15
Aaaaaaaaaallllrghty then

lakastopak12345
Location: Asia
Age: 20
Posts: 121
Posted on: 2007-04-11
It isn't very funny...

ariesdisorder
Location: North America
Age: 30
Posts: 365
Posted on: 2007-06-12
First of all it is Not a Chicken, you silly poons.
It's a Rooster.

That Rooster, was hitting all birds starting with the chickens.

Thats what they doooo! 2 chickens not other birds.

creeping_death
Location: Asia
Age: 24
Posts: 32
Posted on: 2007-08-19
Lol what a cock!!

redduh2709
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 110
Posted on: 2007-10-23
Dang beat me to it creeping_death

vlad_dracula
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 19
Posted on: 2008-02-17
Ok first of all, kenshin rules!! second ive heard this joke b4 only in a funnier way alot funnier.

vizard77
Location: Asia
Age: 19
Posts: 200
Posted on: 2008-03-25
Clever...w8...it can talk?!

foamy_is_funny
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 60
Posted on: 2008-06-27
Wtf sexual pimp rooster lol

chenlong
Location:
Age: Unknown
Posts: 110
Posted on: 2011-07-11
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