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Breast Implants
A couple had been married for several years when suddenly the wife decides she'd like to have breast implants.
The husband says, "Now, honey, you know we can't afford that kind of thing right now."
"But I see you looking at other women," pleaded his wife, "and I want to be as attractive as they are to you."
Days go by and the wife keeps insisting she needs breast implants, despite the protests of her husband. Finally, the husband has had it. So he says to his wife, "Honey, I have an idea. Every day, about twice a day, wad up some toilet paper, then rub it between your breasts. Repeat it 3 or 4 times each time."
"You think that'll make my breasts larger!?" asked his wife.
"Why not?" says the husband, "It worked on your ass!"
|  | I$aac
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 152
| Posted on: 2006-03-20
Hahahahahahahaha......I guess he doesn't like junk in the trunk |
|  | JT1314
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 522
| Posted on: 2006-03-28
Hahahahahahahahaha |
|  | gerardwaylvr91
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 151
| Posted on: 2006-03-30
That's so mean.. |
|  | yocksey
Location: Australia
Age: 21
Posts: 137
| Posted on: 2006-04-06
SHIT! |
|  | bunni_girl
Location: Europe
Age: 25
Posts: 60
| Posted on: 2006-04-13
Oo thats mean! |
|  | ian
Location: Asia
Age: 32
Posts: 128
| Posted on: 2006-05-06
Hehehe! mean, just mean! hi there bunni girl! |
|  | DirtySanchez333
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 72
| Posted on: 2006-07-17
Ian, you are not gonna get any from bunni_gurl so stop saying,"hi there bunni girl!" |
|  | nessie
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| Posted on: 2006-08-10
Not 2 funny. Ian r u a pedo? |
| | catechocolate6
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 69
| Posted on: 2006-09-24
Ian- just no. you are the kind of person that makes me sick. heard that joke b4- still funny though |
| | hahahaha
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| Posted on: 2006-11-05
Rofl thats a good one |
| | Neverlasting_7
Location: Europe
Age: 20
Posts: 59
| Posted on: 2007-01-16
Lol it made me laff |
|  | XxSquishxX
Location: North America
Age: 23
Posts: 336
| Posted on: 2007-08-02
Lol..nice |
| | 1005
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| Posted on: 2011-05-10
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| Posted on: 2011-06-26
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