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The Romantic Sailor

A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

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gumble 2 gumble
Location: North America
Age: 23
Posts: 28
Posted on: 2006-03-12
*jaw wide open* lol

Location: North America
Age: 27
Posts: 7
Posted on: 2006-03-13

Location: North America
Age: 28
Posts: 163
Posted on: 2006-03-18
Oh wow. that's genius but mean

Location: Europe
Age: 27
Posts: 239
Posted on: 2006-03-26
I dnt get it sum1 explain it(well i fink i do get it a lil bit but where is staten island?)

Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 522
Posted on: 2006-03-27
Eye agree wit gumble 2 gumble

Age: Unknown
Posted on: 2006-03-30

Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 151
Posted on: 2006-03-30
Jamjar and MUNCHKIN456, the Staten Island Ferry is going towards a whole different place than Europe. 'He's screwin her' means that she was basically lied to by the sailor.

Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 18
Posted on: 2006-04-02
Stanten island is in newyork......

that was a gd one

Location: Europe
Age: 24
Posts: 30
Posted on: 2006-04-08

Location: Asia
Age: 29
Posts: 59
Posted on: 2006-04-12
Sad to say, but they screw women on a daily basis! lol

Location: Europe
Age: 27
Posts: 60
Posted on: 2006-04-13
I tought sailors only went with men?lol

Location: North America
Age: 28
Posts: 219
Posted on: 2006-04-15
0_0 (p.s. bunny girl your hot)

Location: North America
Age: 30
Posts: 44
Posted on: 2006-04-19
O_O ouch man

Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 233
Posted on: 2006-05-03
Haha, now thats classic.

Location: Asia
Age: 34
Posts: 128
Posted on: 2006-05-04
Round & round she goes....

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