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Blind date
Joe took his blind date to the carnival.
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early,
dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
|  | martingentile
Location: Europe
Age: Unknown
Posts: 122
| Posted on: 2006-10-10
Replace the W with an L. Weighed becomes laid... |
| | bacon boy
Location: Europe
Age: Unknown
Posts: 541
| Posted on: 2006-10-21
Not so funny i cant pronocse r it sounds like a w wen i say it |
|  | ladyarcher
Location: Asia
Age: 27
Posts: 59
| Posted on: 2006-10-23
Lol she just wanted to get weighed!!! |
| | Judson252
Location: North America
Age: 97
Posts: 41
| Posted on: 2006-11-04
For all you peeps who dont get it, Kim,the BLIND date, replaced all of `s with W`s so when she said "weighed" she meant "laid" as in sex!! |
|  | worstepisodever
Location: North America
Age: Unknown
Posts: 601
| Posted on: 2006-11-05
Lol |
|  | PALOMA
Location: South America
Age: 41
Posts: 88
| Posted on: 2006-11-23
Wow!sounded like a borring blind date to me.I giggled while reading it but at the end....I laughed just a bit.ok, next joke |
|  | ZXC
Location:
Age: Unknown
Posts: 8
| Posted on: 2006-11-26
Thats a smart move on her, not telling him that she cant pronounce l's |
| | ripped_and_torn
Location: Europe
Age: 20
Posts: 207
| Posted on: 2006-12-16
It's okay, I suppose. |
| | Slade
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 152
| Posted on: 2007-01-26
Lol |
|  | pinkheart
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 375
| Posted on: 2007-03-14
I think she said she wanted to get laid |
|  | ariesdisorder
Location: North America
Age: 30
Posts: 365
| Posted on: 2007-04-16
LoL, that was a good one.
It amazes me how some people don't have imaginations to visualize alot of these jokes missing the humor. |
|  | Germx
Location: North America
Age: Unknown
Posts: 573
| Posted on: 2007-04-23
Reading some of these comments are funnier then the jokes, most of you have "GOT" to proof read before you hit submit ha ha ha |
|  | cutie01
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 138
| Posted on: 2007-04-26
Waugh out woud! |
|  | XxSquishxX
Location: North America
Age: 23
Posts: 336
| Posted on: 2007-08-01
Oh that was funny...and i agree with Germx |
|  | vizard77
Location: Asia
Age: 19
Posts: 200
| Posted on: 2008-03-27
I didn't expect that!!! |
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