Geroge Bush, Laura Bush and Dick Cheney where flying in a private jet when George says, "I can throw a $1,000 dollar bill out of the window and make 1 person happy today."
Laura said, "Well, I can throw 10 one hundred dollar bills out and make 10 people happy today."
Then Dick said, "I can throw out 100 ten dollar bills and make a hundred people happy."
The 2 pilots were listening to what they were saying and said, "HA! We got them beat cause we can throw all 3 of them out of the plane and make 54 million very happy today!"
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 | jt1314
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| Posted on: 2006-12-21
HAHA....herd it b4 but its still funny. |
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| biscuit
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| Posted on: 2006-12-21
The jokes a bit old, one it would make 150 million some people happy in the u.s. alone
the middle east would like it a lot, china and india would be mostly indiferant but some would care, europe would be pretty happy.
so all together those two pilots couldve made over 2 billion people in the world happy. |
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 | heatblast1147
Location: North America
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| Posted on: 2006-12-21
Amen to that. |
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 | Little Piggy
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| Posted on: 2006-12-21
Good one but I thought the population of America was bigger @('~')@ |
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 | ethan 123123
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| Posted on: 2006-12-21
I didnt like this joke |
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 | domeycabeza
Location: North America
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| Posted on: 2006-12-21
Good joke and biscuit it was only a joke and u dont have to go so far to correct it. the point of it was that it would make a lot of people happy |
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 | ssuasw_gamer
Location: Asia
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| Posted on: 2006-12-21
Ancient joke , its not funny if u have already head it |
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| KMSL
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| Posted on: 2006-12-22
It's ok. |
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 | yogurt
Location: Africa
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| Posted on: 2006-12-22
Very old joke. |
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| grimreaper
Location: North America
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| Posted on: 2006-12-23
Lol stupid Bush. |
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 | xjxreloaded
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| Posted on: 2006-12-24
Domeycabeza is right. jokes are funny not serious!!! |
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 | mossy
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| Posted on: 2006-12-26
Ohh come on tht would make everyone happy bush is a pr**k and everyone nos it!!lol you shouldnt take it so seriuosly biscuit!!!! |
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| biscuit
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| Posted on: 2006-12-26
The population of the united states is 300 million, but only 2/3rds of us hate him.
but i think only half hate him enough to want to see him dead.
but it would only be a good thing if they all died at once, Cheney directly as president... scary |
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 | cutie01
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 138
| Posted on: 2006-12-26
Oh i get it. i know im a bit slow. but im cute so things even out. |
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 | ripped_and_torn
Location: Europe
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| Posted on: 2006-12-28
Heh heh.
And cutie01, you need to get yourself sorted out before something bad happens to you. =/ |
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