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Tiny wish
A man is sitting in a pub, when a guy with an incredibly small head walks in and sits down next to him.
The first guy looks up and bursts out laughing. He asks, "What on earth happened to your head?"
The second man replies, "I was stranded on an island and a bottle floated up. I opened it and out came a female genie. She was by far the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. She told me I had one wish - so I took my time and thought long and hard about what I wanted. Finally, I told her that I wanted to spend the rest of our lives making passionate love to each other. She told me that was the one wish she couldn't fulfill."
"So, then what happened?" asked the first guy.
"Well, before I could think, I blurted out, 'So I suppose a little head is out of the question?'"
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