A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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 | yogurt
Location: Africa
Age: 28
Posts: 221
| Posted on: 2007-03-19
Thats funny! lol |
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 | ssuasw_gamer
Location: Asia
Age: 21
Posts: 365
| Posted on: 2007-03-19
Now thats hilarious.
(ps- am shocked that yogurt actually liked sumtin) |
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 | nuttyguy
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 1188
| Posted on: 2007-03-19
WOW
yogurt didnt call the joke gay!
good job yogurt!
(is was a funny joke) |
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| smelly
Location: Europe
Age: 94
Posts: 105
| Posted on: 2007-03-19
Wow a posotive comment for yogurt
and thats a funny joke |
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 | behemolev2
Location: Europe
Age: 21
Posts: 999
| Posted on: 2007-03-19
YOGURT GIVING A positive COMMENT ?
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO ? |
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 | LlamaGuy
Location: North America
Age: Unknown
Posts: 105
| Posted on: 2007-03-19
Hehe Yogurt gets an A+ |
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 | mossy
Location: Europe
Age: 20
Posts: 323
| Posted on: 2007-03-19
Lolz this joke woz actually quite gd |
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 | clivey
Location:
Age: Unknown
Posts: 11
| Posted on: 2007-03-19
LOl pretty funny |
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 | ethan 123123
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 902
| Posted on: 2007-03-19
Yea it is pretty good |
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 | Hitler_Is_Sexy
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 1434
| Posted on: 2007-03-19
That's gay. i've heard it before and it was better and it made more sense. this one is gay. gayfers. |
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| rdawg
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 95
| Posted on: 2007-03-19
LMAO BUTTS! |
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 | offroad
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 1
| Posted on: 2007-03-20
Now i know where not to take my wife to die |
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 | bzebway101
Location: North America
Age: 26
Posts: 5
| Posted on: 2007-03-20
Thats sum crazy shyt |
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 | pinkheart
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 375
| Posted on: 2007-03-25
:D |
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 | t_man210
Location: Asia
Age: 20
Posts: 24
| Posted on: 2007-03-26
Nd i thought he cared...
XP |
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