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Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me. The other day I left for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car slowed to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make-up. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to convince me that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make-up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He lost his job six months ago and says he has be en feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila Lusk

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of problems with the engine. Start by making sure there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the clips holding the vacuum hoses onto the intake manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.

Walter

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behemolev2
Location: Europe
Age: 23
Posts: 999
Posted on: 2008-01-03
That was absolutely hilarious !

Overdosed
Location: Europe
Age: 22
Posts: 318
Posted on: 2008-01-03
This sh*t's older than my grandparents grandparents...

Scoot2
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 208
Posted on: 2008-01-03
QLTM... For all yall thats Quitely Laughs To Myself

richbear5
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 345
Posted on: 2008-01-08
Mmk, i read it, and the punchline fly past my head...


can anyone tell me whats the joke? Lol

PH03N1X
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 256
Posted on: 2008-01-08
That is f***ing hilarious!

nobo631
Location:
Age: Unknown
Posts: 4
Posted on: 2008-01-16
Hahahahaahahh

hsshortee
Location: North America
Age: 23
Posts: 403
Posted on: 2008-01-18
Lol.typical guy...stupid as usual.the only thing they know is cars and sex.

pinkheart
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 375
Posted on: 2008-01-20
*facepalm*

stlenname
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 6
Posted on: 2008-01-24
Im wearing her cloths. her silk panty hose. walking round in womens underwear

dEMOnMistress
Location: Europe
Age: 24
Posts: 82
Posted on: 2008-02-14
Ha ha, now that is a good one.

mossy
Location: Europe
Age: 22
Posts: 323
Posted on: 2008-03-10
I like tht one..pretty good

vizard77
Location: Asia
Age: 20
Posts: 200
Posted on: 2008-03-24
Hey that may be useful....

miggy
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 33
Posted on: 2008-03-24
Lol

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 26
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-08-21
Haha nice

Party_Princess
Location: Australia
Age: 20
Posts: 50
Posted on: 2008-08-26
Stupid men

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