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Jesus vs Satan

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.

They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off...

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work...

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed.

"That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES...

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vill_fqc
Location: North America
Age: Unknown
Posts: 9
Posted on: 2008-06-16
Worst joke ever.

I didn't even thought about smiling

shat_MYselfz
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 126
Posted on: 2008-06-16
Talk about lame. Worst joke ever, fully agreed.

wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 6
Posts: 246
Posted on: 2008-06-16
Dude
is this even supposed to be funny
where the hell is extreme ness
funny ness
or humor ness
in this site ?
it used to be decent..

dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 218
Posted on: 2008-06-16
Dumb dumb dumb dumb

DragonQueen
Location: Europe
Age: 19
Posts: 1042
Posted on: 2008-06-17
-_-" not funny

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-06-17
It was clever (and true), but not funny.

B100D3D_H4NDS
Location: Unknown
Age: 21
Posts: 735
Posted on: 2008-06-19
Meh it was ok

Pridak
Location: Europe
Age: 17
Posts: 153
Posted on: 2008-06-22
Didn't laugh...

Drawoh
Location: Unknown
Age: 22
Posts: 49
Posted on: 2008-07-20
Uhmmm..... That wasn't funny at all...

sgeerqhy534
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 438
Posted on: 2008-07-25
Duh

sidestitch
Location: Asia
Age: 25
Posts: 22
Posted on: 2008-07-28
Someone told this to me already, n not as a joke lol..

Party_Princess
Location: Australia
Age: 19
Posts: 50
Posted on: 2008-08-13
It took me a fet time to read it then when i got it, it didn't even put a smile on my face and did i read this correctly isn't it ment to be extreme funny humor

coopcrash11
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 162
Posted on: 2008-09-02
Dumb

kurt4426
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 5
Posted on: 2009-01-05
Who the hell made this joke it is crap

Hitler_Is_Sexy
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 1434
Posted on: 2009-03-09
Yes, well. you all suck. this was an ok joke.

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