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Pregnant question

A woman pregnant with her first child pays a visit to her midwife.

After the exam, she shyly says, "My husband wants me to ask you something."

To which the midwife replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder.

"I get asked that all the time. Don't worry, sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it," the woman confesses, "He wants to know if I can still shovel the driveway."

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Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 21
Posts: 313
Posted on: 2008-08-14
Oooooh cheeky man.

dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 218
Posted on: 2008-08-14
HAHA what an ass

p3pt0b1sm01
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 185
Posted on: 2008-08-14
HAHA what an ass

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-08-14
Wow. this site is really going downhill, because the jokes just keep going dumber and less funny.

JessJess
Location: Australia
Age: 23
Posts: 237
Posted on: 2008-08-20
This is anything but humor...what a waste of 20 seconds in reading this...

coopcrash11
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 162
Posted on: 2008-08-21
Her husband is so freakin retarded. hahaha

kightmasterdude
Location: North America
Age: 17
Posts: 269
Posted on: 2008-09-19
I dont even get why i even read that a waste of my time

TheGirlNextDoor
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 36
Posted on: 2008-09-27
What the heck! I seriously don't understand this.

Hitler_Is_Sexy
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 1434
Posted on: 2009-03-09
That would be because you are mentally retarded TheGirlNextDoor.

Dreadhawk
Location: Asia
Age: 27
Posts: 31
Posted on: 2009-05-26
Lol

I love it when girls fight.

im_not_jesus
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 194
Posted on: 2009-06-20
Lol... Of course she can!!
And if she slips, then you don't need to take care of the baby!

mr_hanky
Location: Australia
Age: 17
Posts: 15
Posted on: 2009-07-16
Hitler dude u should stop fukin insultin chiks its fukin low

heavymetalgirl
Location: North America
Age: 18
Posts: 9
Posted on: 2010-01-28
Stupid

randomshawna
Location: North America
Age: 16
Posts: 21
Posted on: 2010-02-07
I agree with mr_hanky

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Posted on: 2011-04-20
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