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Dating Rituals

WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.


IRISH WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.


ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.


CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.


INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.


BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.


MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in ... and you live on rice and beans for the rest
of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.



The POINT?


DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

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birrell
Location: Europe
Age: 21
Posts: 218
Posted on: 2008-09-25
I do but this joke is racist and not funny.
WELSH WOMEN FTW
1st date: singing and sex
2nd date: rugby and sex
3rd date:sex

shat_MYselfz
Location: North America
Age: 27
Posts: 126
Posted on: 2008-09-25
I thought it was funny. Worst part is I just met a Mexican girl a month or so ago and that was pretty much how it started to end up before we found out she wasn't pregnant and I moved away. =\

wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 7
Posts: 246
Posted on: 2008-09-25
I bet creepers mom is irish because i love her
:D

p3pt0b1sm01
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 185
Posted on: 2008-09-25
SHUT UP JEGGO
THIS JOKE IS ALREADY ON HERE

JessJess
Location: Australia
Age: 24
Posts: 237
Posted on: 2008-09-25
Not even funny...

Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 23
Posts: 313
Posted on: 2008-09-26
What the hell is wrong with you p3pt0b1sm01???

Creeper
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 284
Posted on: 2008-09-27
My mom's polish dumbsh*t.

dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 218
Posted on: 2008-09-28
HEHEHEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHAHAHAH

bacon boy
Location: Europe
Age: Unknown
Posts: 541
Posted on: 2008-10-09
Italians are nothing like that!

onikage
Location: Europe
Age: Unknown
Posts: 51
Posted on: 2008-10-14
So true about irish women...

i sud know!

Chasell
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 595
Posted on: 2008-10-15
Beh... its close but not true yet

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 26
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-10-25
7/10

The_Fool
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 237
Posted on: 2008-11-08
Love it. People who take offense are a little too touchy
And Weirdal stfu its getting old

Hitler_Is_Sexy
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 1434
Posted on: 2009-03-09
Ha. white women are still the best though.

joker28
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 30
Posted on: 2009-03-23
-10/10 this is so racist
its not funny

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