Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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 | fightthepower22
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 71
| Posted on: 2008-10-05
Lol that's pretty funny. |
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| wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 6
Posts: 246
| Posted on: 2008-10-05
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Post edited: Please don't spam within the comments. (post on topic)! (Rules) |
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| fear_me
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 85
| Posted on: 2008-10-05
HAHA! bill clinton!!!! |
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 | n00bkiller
Location: North America
Age: Unknown
Posts: 50
| Posted on: 2008-10-05
Clinton ideas r so dum,but this 1 |
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 | p3pt0b1sm01
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 185
| Posted on: 2008-10-05
Gotta give props to clinton aka the first black president of the u.s. |
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 | Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 21
Posts: 313
| Posted on: 2008-10-06
I don't like planes but if they did this i'd never get off them. lol |
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 | dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 218
| Posted on: 2008-10-06
I would fly more |
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 | guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 734
| Posted on: 2008-10-07
That wasnt funny until it said
"Sincerely, Bill Clinton."
then i laughed. |
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 | Creeper
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 284
| Posted on: 2008-10-09
Clinton is the man! |
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| wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 6
Posts: 246
| Posted on: 2008-10-11
Creepers a doosh |
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| Creeper
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 284
| Posted on: 2008-10-20
Yo Momma, Be-otch! |
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 | Leopardfire
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 80
| Posted on: 2008-10-25
Lawl. Bill Clinton's a horny little ex-president. XD |
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 | The_Fool
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 237
| Posted on: 2008-11-07
Play nice childeren.
but still a 8/10 |
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 | daniel_s_167
Location: North America
Age: 13
Posts: 8
| Posted on: 2008-12-06
Lol |
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 | Hitler_Is_Sexy
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 1434
| Posted on: 2009-03-09
That wasn't exactly what i'd call funny. |
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