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Mountain neighbors

Dan, a 35 year old New York stock broker had made it so big on Wall Street that he was able to retire at a young age.

Using his wealth, he buys a small cottage in the Vermont mountains.

After 6 months of hardly any human contact, except for venturing into town for supplies, he hears a knock on his door.

He opens the door to find this big, surly, bearded man standing in front of him.

"May I help you," Dan asks.

"The name's Jim, I live 'bout two miles down the road in my cabin," the man says.

"I'm having a party this coming Saturday and I thought I'd invite you seein' that you're new and all here."

Dan accepts the invitation saying, "Great, I haven't been out in six months."

Jim says "I gotta warn ya, there's gon' be a lot a drinkin at this party."

"Well, I've been to all the bars in New York and have held my ground with the best of them," Dan replies.

"A lot of fightin' goes on that these parties too," Jim says.

Dan replies "well, it'll be nice to get out and I think I can hold my own."

Jim offers, "there's also gon' be some wild love making."

"Well I have been alone for the last six months," Dan says with a laugh.

So the two exchange numbers and directions and just as Jim is walking away Dan says "What should I wear?"

Jim turns and replies, "Whatever you want, just gon' be us two."

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p3pt0b1sm01
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 185
Posted on: 2008-10-13
Lol! poor jim

fightthepower22
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 71
Posted on: 2008-10-13
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH saw it coming

dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 218
Posted on: 2008-10-13
AWWW that sucks for jim they gay bastard

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-10-13
Too predictable

3/10

PH03N1X
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 256
Posted on: 2008-10-13
That's great

JessJess
Location: Australia
Age: 23
Posts: 237
Posted on: 2008-10-14
Eww..and no

Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 21
Posts: 313
Posted on: 2008-10-14
Hahaha...ewwww.

Creeper
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 284
Posted on: 2008-10-15
OH SNAP! that is sick!

The_Fool
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 237
Posted on: 2008-11-07
OH SNAP?
And your 19.
6/10
Stupidity of it.

Hitler_Is_Sexy
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 1434
Posted on: 2009-03-09
Well, if any of you morons could read, you would realize that it is dan, not jim that should be worried.

Marianne75
Location: North America
Age: 37
Posts: 2
Posted on: 2009-05-20
OH MY!!

Dreadhawk
Location: Asia
Age: 27
Posts: 31
Posted on: 2009-05-26
GHEY

The_Juicy_Fruit
Location: North America
Age: 26
Posts: 15
Posted on: 2009-06-17
O_O

im_not_jesus
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 194
Posted on: 2009-06-20
Lol. Poor Dan

twistedcarl
Location:
Age: Unknown
Posts: 1
Posted on: 2009-06-20
Mt love yes boy you got a preety mouth

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