Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed.
They were the only people who survived.
They decided that starting the next morning one of them would go out and make weapons and see if he could kill anything.
So the next morning the first man went out.
He didn't come back till about noon.
When they saw him they ran to him and helped him carry the deer back to the plane wreckage and asked him how he killed it.
He said "I find tracks... I follow tracks... I kill deer."
So the next morning the second guy set out.
He too came back at noon.
When they saw him they ran to him and helped him carry the buffalo he had killed back to the plane wreckage and asked him how he had killed it.
He said "I find tracks... I follow tracks... I kill buffalo."
The next morning the third guy went out.
The other two were watching and watching for him.
When it was almost sundown and he still hadn't returned they started getting worried.
Then they saw a person stumbling towards them he looked awful, really bad cuts and a broken arm.
They went and helped him to the fire they had made and asked him what had happened.
He said "I find tracks... I follow tracks... and I got hit by a train."
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 | p3pt0b1sm01 Location: North America Age: 20 Posts: 185
| Posted on: 2008-10-13 Hehe |
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 | bacon boy Location: Europe Age: Unknown Posts: 541
| Posted on: 2008-10-13 Wait... if theres a train track going threw there it can be that much of a unkown jungle? |
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 | guitar3865 Location: North America Age: 25 Posts: 734
| Posted on: 2008-10-13 Rofl nice bacon boy |
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 | dumass6 Location: North America Age: 24 Posts: 218
| Posted on: 2008-10-13 They are in the damn jungle where the hell is there going to be a train GOD DAMN WTF |
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 | PH03N1X Location: North America Age: 19 Posts: 256
| Posted on: 2008-10-13 That's actually hilarious, i laughed out loud. read the first line of that joke, does it read as if the jumgle crashed? |
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 | JessJess Location: Australia Age: 23 Posts: 237
| Posted on: 2008-10-14 The train track item is kind of over used...this joke was origanlly a blonde, brunette and redhead one.... |
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 | Jeggo Location: Australia Age: 21 Posts: 313
| Posted on: 2008-10-14 The jungle crashed and a surviver was run over by a train.
wow. |
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 | Chasell Location: North America Age: 20 Posts: 595
| Posted on: 2008-10-15 SOOOO its in the jungle... and he gets a deer... and a buffalo.... WTF is the guy who made this a bonified DUMB ASS |
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 | sofa____kingdom Location: North America Age: 22 Posts: 16
| Posted on: 2008-10-18 Lol. the jungle crashed and a random train? so stupid. |
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 | n00bkiller Location: North America Age: Unknown Posts: 50
| Posted on: 2008-10-25 This SUX!!!! |
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 | guitar3865 Location: North America Age: 25 Posts: 734
| Posted on: 2008-10-25 Wait. how do you get some cuts and a broken arm from getting hit by a train? that would kill you, or at least permanently cripple you. |
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 | jhaynono Location: Asia Age: 24 Posts: 4
| Posted on: 2008-11-04 Nice..hehe |
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 | The_Fool Location: Unknown Age: Unknown Posts: 237
| Posted on: 2008-11-07 Never know guitar3865
first of all why the hell didnt he stay OFF the tracks when a train came?
-bridge is a no- |
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 | skater8901 Location: North America Age: 22 Posts: 21
| Posted on: 2008-12-03 Lol |
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 | dude00322 Location: North America Age: 16 Posts: 25
| Posted on: 2008-12-06 Heheheheheheheheheheheh |
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