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Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed.

They were the only people who survived.

They decided that starting the next morning one of them would go out and make weapons and see if he could kill anything.

So the next morning the first man went out.

He didn't come back till about noon.

When they saw him they ran to him and helped him carry the deer back to the plane wreckage and asked him how he killed it.

He said "I find tracks... I follow tracks... I kill deer."

So the next morning the second guy set out.

He too came back at noon.

When they saw him they ran to him and helped him carry the buffalo he had killed back to the plane wreckage and asked him how he had killed it.

He said "I find tracks... I follow tracks... I kill buffalo."

The next morning the third guy went out.

The other two were watching and watching for him.

When it was almost sundown and he still hadn't returned they started getting worried.

Then they saw a person stumbling towards them he looked awful, really bad cuts and a broken arm.

They went and helped him to the fire they had made and asked him what had happened.

He said "I find tracks... I follow tracks... and I got hit by a train."

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p3pt0b1sm01
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 185
Posted on: 2008-10-13
Hehe

bacon boy
Location: Europe
Age: Unknown
Posts: 541
Posted on: 2008-10-13
Wait... if theres a train track going threw there it can be that much of a unkown jungle?

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-10-13
Rofl nice bacon boy

dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 218
Posted on: 2008-10-13
They are in the damn jungle where the hell is there going to be a train GOD DAMN WTF

PH03N1X
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 256
Posted on: 2008-10-13
That's actually hilarious, i laughed out loud. read the first line of that joke, does it read as if the jumgle crashed?

JessJess
Location: Australia
Age: 23
Posts: 237
Posted on: 2008-10-14
The train track item is kind of over used...this joke was origanlly a blonde, brunette and redhead one....

Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 21
Posts: 313
Posted on: 2008-10-14
The jungle crashed and a surviver was run over by a train.

wow.

Chasell
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 595
Posted on: 2008-10-15
SOOOO its in the jungle... and he gets a deer... and a buffalo.... WTF is the guy who made this a bonified DUMB ASS

sofa____kingdom
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 16
Posted on: 2008-10-18
Lol. the jungle crashed and a random train? so stupid.

n00bkiller
Location: North America
Age: Unknown
Posts: 50
Posted on: 2008-10-25
This SUX!!!!

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-10-25
Wait. how do you get some cuts and a broken arm from getting hit by a train? that would kill you, or at least permanently cripple you.

jhaynono
Location: Asia
Age: 24
Posts: 4
Posted on: 2008-11-04
Nice..hehe

The_Fool
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 237
Posted on: 2008-11-07
Never know guitar3865
first of all why the hell didnt he stay OFF the tracks when a train came?
-bridge is a no-

skater8901
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 21
Posted on: 2008-12-03
Lol

dude00322
Location: North America
Age: 16
Posts: 25
Posted on: 2008-12-06
Heheheheheheheheheheheh

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