These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.
Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)
They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call.
Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest.
They called again, the bull answered closer to them.
They called again, the bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, let's get out and get him"!
After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!"
The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to brace yourself!"
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 | n00bkiller Location: North America Age: Unknown Posts: 50
| Posted on: 2008-10-24 Omfg awsome owned and first for the first time YA lol |
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 | PH03N1X Location: North America Age: 19 Posts: 256
| Posted on: 2008-10-24 Shut up about friggin firsts no one gives a rats ass, if it really mattered, it would be tallied and displayed along with location, age and posts. as for the joke, already heard it from eli the accountant |
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 | p3pt0b1sm01 Location: North America Age: 20 Posts: 185
| Posted on: 2008-10-24 ... |
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 | dumass6 Location: North America Age: 24 Posts: 218
| Posted on: 2008-10-24 O god that is funny I was thinking they were going to get shot |
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 | guitar3865 Location: North America Age: 25 Posts: 734
| Posted on: 2008-10-25 Rofl nice |
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 | wierdal Location: North America Age: 6 Posts: 246
| Posted on: 2008-10-26 Same comment as pheonix |
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 | JessJess Location: Australia Age: 23 Posts: 237
| Posted on: 2008-11-02 Eww... |
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 | Creeper Location: North America Age: 24 Posts: 284
| Posted on: 2008-11-03 Pwnage |
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 | Chasell Location: North America Age: 20 Posts: 595
| Posted on: 2008-11-09 LOL |
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 | Hitler_Is_Sexy Location: North America Age: 19 Posts: 1434
| Posted on: 2009-03-18 I agree with jessjess. EWWW jessjess's FACE!!! |
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 | joker28 Location: Unknown Age: Unknown Posts: 30
| Posted on: 2009-03-21 NASTY |
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 | reeky Location: Europe Age: 32 Posts: 2
| Posted on: 2009-04-17 Wicked joke really funnae :P |
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 | martin Location: Europe Age: 20 Posts: 305
| Posted on: 2009-05-25 Dumb but funny |
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 | im_not_jesus Location: North America Age: 19 Posts: 194
| Posted on: 2009-06-20 Hahaha, about time they got some jokes about dudes getting raped by moose XD |
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 | Raidosok Location: North America Age: 18 Posts: 118
| Posted on: 2009-06-29 Lol funny |
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