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Liver and cheese
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle, "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....
Liver alone. Cheese mine.
|  | Leopardfire Location: North America Age: 19 Posts: 80
| Posted on: 2009-04-14 Lawl. x3 |
|  | PH03N1X Location: North America Age: 19 Posts: 256
| Posted on: 2009-04-14 That's as old as time itself. we wait like two months for new stuff and this is what comes up? |
|  | MaxfireXSA Location: North America Age: 23 Posts: 78
| Posted on: 2009-04-15 Now I see what did I get. "Liver alone. Cheese mine." which I thought it pronounced "Leave her alone. She's mine." And now I get that joke, it's funny. |
|  | Creeper Location: North America Age: 24 Posts: 284
| Posted on: 2009-04-16 Seriously, WTF? I submit sh*tloads of jokes and all they can give us for 2 f-ing months of waiting is THIS? WTFF! |
|  | yV_Es Location: Asia Age: 22 Posts: 30
| Posted on: 2009-04-17 AmFness... this site never updates! get to oddee.com!! |
|  | Hitler_Is_Sexy Location: North America Age: 19 Posts: 1434
| Posted on: 2009-04-18 Hasn't this already been on the site? My god, they update like once a year. |
|  | wierdal Location: North America Age: 6 Posts: 246
| Posted on: 2009-04-19 Thats terrible... |
|  | Jinos Location: Asia Age: 23 Posts: 75
| Posted on: 2009-04-25 Lame. |
|  | joker28 Location: Unknown Age: Unknown Posts: 30
| Posted on: 2009-04-26 It's awesome
best joke ever
i have nothing 2 write
Post edited: Please don't write in ALL CAPITALS! (Rules) |
|  | martin Location: Europe Age: 20 Posts: 305
| Posted on: 2009-04-28 ...................funny................... |
|  | guitar3865 Location: North America Age: 25 Posts: 734
| Posted on: 2009-04-30 I liked it. Where's all the updates? |
|  | bob45 Location: North America Age: Unknown Posts: 17
| Posted on: 2009-05-02 This sucks so bad, i want chuck norris to beat the s*** out of who made that joke.
Post edited: Please don't write in ALL CAPITALS! (Rules) |
|  | i_love_ur_mom Location: North America Age: 22 Posts: 537
| Posted on: 2009-05-08 Hahaha!!! Lol. :D :D :D
PHO3N1X and Creeper, you two don't have to be members of this website, you know. ;) |
|  | MaxfireXSA Location: North America Age: 23 Posts: 78
| Posted on: 2009-05-12 Looks like you got your sense of humor, right "i love ur mom". Because I like this joke, and whatever I get that joke, like "Liver alone, cheese mine", that it pronounced "leave her alone, she's mine", then it is funny.
Also i love ur mom, you did pretty good editing someones' post. |
|  | Creeper Location: North America Age: 24 Posts: 284
| Posted on: 2009-05-14 All I'm saying is that we deserve more then one new joke in 2 months |
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