* Thou shall not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are transparent.
* Thou shall not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.
* Thou shall not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
* Thou shall not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
* Thou shall not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region.
* Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.
* Thou shall not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
* Thou shall realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.
* Thou shall not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
* Thou shall remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.