Well,
Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer
decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in
the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk.
I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot
of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot
of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good
job. So, take your time and have some fun," the
farmer said, with a chuckle.
Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed
toward the Hen house and Kenny took off like a shot.
WHAM!- Kenny nails every hen in the hen house- three
or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After
that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen,
sure enough, Kenny is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese,
down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the
geese.
By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing
quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and
worried that his expensive rooster won't even last
24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and
wakes up the next day, to find Kenny on his back,
stone cold in the middle of the yard. vultures are
circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful
and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh,
Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get
you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling
in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer".