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Blondes and 2 Mice...
There
were two blondes as roommates and they both bought mice.
When they got home the first blonde said how are we
going to tell them apart? The second blonde said why
don't we take one and chop off one of its legs?
But during the night the mouse with four legs said
to the mouse with three legs, ''That's not fair --
I want three legs too.'' So the mouse with three legs
told him to eat one of his legs. And so he did.
The next morning the blondes were upset about this
so they did the same thing as the day before. But
again the mouse with three legs ate one of his legs.
This went on until both mice had no tails and legs.
Then one of the blondes shouted, ''All right, that's
it! You take the black one and I'll take the white
one!''
