Three
women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's
a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the
brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has
any last requests. She says no, and the executioner
shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the
ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner
asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and
the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while
she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard
brings her forward and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner
shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
