Legend
has it that there is a restaurant in New York where,
in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If
one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth,
one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie--*poof*--you
are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be
seen again.
So, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the
Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says,
"I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the
world."--*poof*--The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror
and says, "I think I'm losing weight."--*poof*--The
mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands
before the mirror and says,
"I think...."--*poof*--
