A
blonde goes into a world wide message center to send
a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells
her it will be $300 she exclaims, "I don't have
any money. But I would do anything to get a message
to my mother in Poland."
To that the man asks, "Anything?" And the
blonde says "Yes...anything!"
With that, the man says "Follow me." He
walks into the next room and tells her, "Come
in and close the door." She does!!
He then says, "Get on your knees." She
does.
He then says, "Take down my zipper." She
does.
He then says, "Go ahead... Take it out."
With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with
both hands.
The man then says, "Well. Go ahead!" She
brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it
close to her lips she says, "Hello? Mom?"
