The
college professor had just finished explaining an important
research project to his class. He emphasized that this
paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class,
and that there would be only two acceptable excuses
for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness
or a death in the student's immediate family.
A smart ass student in the back of the classroom
waved his hand and spoke up. 'But what about extreme
sexual exhaustion, professor?' As you would expect,
the class exploded in laughter.
When the students had finally settled down, the professor
froze the young man with a glaring look. 'Well,' he
responded, 'I guess you'll just have to learn to write
with your other hand.'
