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Medical Charts

# Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
# The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
# Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.
# The patient refused autopsy.
# The patient has no previous history of suicides.
# Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
# She is numb from her toes down.
# Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
# I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
# Skin: somewhat pale but present.

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