Two
tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were
approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about
the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for
lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked
the employee, "Before we order, could you please
settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce
where we are... very slowly?"
The guy leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr-gerrrrr
Kiiinnnggg."