A
construction worker on the third floor of a building
needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the
first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates
that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries
to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I",
then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he
moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants
and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down
to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is
wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was
saying that I needed a handsaw!"
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I
knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was
coming."
