A
man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar
and asks for a beer. ''Certainly, sir, that'll be 1
cent.''
''One penny?!'' exclaimed the guy. The barman replied,
''Yes.'' So, the guy glances over at the menu, and
he asks, ''Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak,
with fries, peas, and a salad?''
''Certainly sir,'' replies the bartender, ''but all
that comes to real money.'' ''How much money?'' inquires
the guy. ''Four cents,'' he replies.
''Four cents?!'' exclaims the guy. ''Where's the
guy who owns this place?'' The barman replies, ''Upstairs
with my wife.'' The guy says, ''What's he doing with
your wife?'' The bartender replies, ''Same as what
I'm doing to his business.''
