John
was in his usual place, sitting at the table, reading
the paper during breakfast. He came across an article
about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football
player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ.
He turned to his wife with a look of bewilderment
on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest
jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replies, "Why, thank you, dear!"
