One
day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those
annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would
like to play a game. She politely declines, but the
man explains the game to her anyway.
He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you
a question and if you get it wrong you will give me
$5, and vice-versa."
She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.
The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on.
I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about
$500?"
At that number, the blonde agrees.
The businessman explains again, "If you get
my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask
the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.
"Got it," she replies.
He asks, "Who was the sixth president?"
She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.
Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple
legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"
The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop,
checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows
the answer. So he gives her $500.00.
Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What
was that thing anyway?"
She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks
off the plane.