A
beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with
a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats
in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats.
Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much
larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the
last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket
and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful,
and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit
and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The
captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned
seat is in coach.
Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde
and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way
to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and
so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with
the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde
girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem.
He then goes back and briefly whispers something into
the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so
much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to
her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight
attendant, who were watching with rapt attention,
together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the
woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first
class section isn't going to LA."