One
day there were two boys playing by a stream when they
saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the
boys took off running. The other boy took off after
his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why
he ran away.
"Well," the boy said, "my mom told
me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to
stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."
