An
Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart
and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded,
"I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed,
an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving
walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the
lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls
closed and the boy and his father watched as small
circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old
woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said,
"Go get your mother."
