"The
eight Saddam body doubles are gathered in one of the
bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy
prime minister, comes in and says, 'I have some good
news and some bad news.' They ask for the good news
first.
"Aziz says, 'The good news is that Saddam is
still alive, so you all still have jobs.'
"'And the bad news?' they ask.
"Aziz replies, 'He's lost an arm.'"
