Two
high school sweethearts who went out together for four
years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed
losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade.
When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same
college but the girl was accepted to a college on the
east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They
agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime
they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and
she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would
take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed
her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date
around. He didn't take this very well and increased
his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back
her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had
a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.
So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture
of her having sex with her new boyfriend's and sent
it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I
found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well,
needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even
more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.
He wrote on the back of the photo the following,
"Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college,
please send more money!" and mailed the picture
to her parents.