A man and a woman, who have never met before,
find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed
and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell
asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own fucking blanket!"