• He: You are very prettty. Do you have any Italian in you? She: no. He: Do you want some?
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
• I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
• Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
• If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
• Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
• Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
• Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
• Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
• Be unique and different, say yes.
• Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
• You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
• Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
• Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

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