• You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
• Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
• You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
• He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
• He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
• Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
• I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
• Hi, my name's John. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
• My name is John, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.
• Wow! Are those real?
• Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
• If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatfull?
• Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!
• Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!!
• You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
• My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.
• I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
• If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
• Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

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