• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
• Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
• I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
• As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No?!? Damn!
• Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
• Bond. James Bond
• Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
• I'm not wearing any pants.
• True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
• Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?
• Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
• I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
• You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.
• You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
• Do you just wanna get naked?
• Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
• Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
• Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
• Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
• Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?
• I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

[page 1] - [page 2] - [page 3]